A joke!

Hey Guys! ummm… it’s been quite long since my last post, so umm to compensate it, ill tell you guys a joke ‘kay?
Maybe it’s not that much funny, but anyways, i feel like saying one:

Mr Knott* was a teacher. He taught in a big school in London. He lived a long way from the school, so he was usually quite tired when he got home.         *(pronounced ‘not’)
At 9  o’clock one evening, when he was in bed, the telephone bell rang in the hall of his small house. So he went downstairs, picked up the telephone and said:
“This is Cardiff 316523, who’s speaking, please?”
“Watt*,” a man answered.      *(pronounced ‘what’)
“What’s your name please?” said Mr Knott*     *(pronounced ‘not’)
“Watt’s* my name,” was the answer.     *(pronounced ‘what’s’)
“Yes, I asked you that. What’s your name, please?” Mr. Knott* said again.   *(pronounced ‘not’)
“I told you. Watt’s* my name,” said the other man. “Are you Jack Smith?”     *(pronounced what’s)
“No I’m not” Answered Mr. Knott*.        *(pronounced ‘not’)
“Will you give me your name, please?” Said Mr. Watt*.    *(pronounced ‘what’)
“Will Knott*” Answered Mr. Knott*       *(pronounced ‘not’)
Both Mr Watt* and Mr Will Knott** put their telephones down angrily and thought, “That was a rude, stupid man!”    *(Pronounced ‘what’)     **(pronounced ‘not’)

Liked the joke?? haha that’s all i’ve got to write right now. Er… have a nice day guys and please spread the word 🙂

~Sofy.

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